February 2012
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Start out perfect and don’t change a thing. Always accentuate your best features...
– Miss Piggy (via pussybow)
Miss Piggy is and always will be my patronus.
(via sourcedumal)
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adetectiveandhisblogger:
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adetectiveandhisblogger replied to your photo: Sausage links deep fried in pancake batter with…
Bwuahahahah oh Shlala
Dude. So good.
Ahahahahaha excellent GIF. And I want Chinese food in my tummy and I almost had it but no, then mom decides that even though we just made the decision of get it, that no, she wanted the soup dad said he’d make (EVEN...
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adetectiveandhisblogger replied to your photo: Sausage links deep fried in pancake batter with…
Bwuahahahah oh Shlala
Dude. So good.
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Photoshop Download Masterpost
quinnqueen:
Photoshop CS2
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Photoshop CS4
Photoshop CS5
They don’t need a serial number, all you have to do is download and it’ll work normally. And I can sure you that these links are safe. :)
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It's time to get in shape!
I say as as stuff my face with popcorn and frozen Thin Mints. But it is time. Mardi Gras weekend is over, and Lent is fast approaching. Which makes it the perfect time to really get this show on the road. I’ve got one last day of decadence with Fat Tuesday before the diet and workout starts. The ideal weight for a woman of my height is 126 pounds, but I would love to get down to 115 again....
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adetectiveandhisblogger asked: I WILL BURN THE HEEEEEAAAAAAAAART OUT OF YOU.
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When you're trying to write out a list of...
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adetectiveandhisblogger replied to your post: adetectiveandhisblogger liked your photo: Just a…
Guuuuuuuurl. I love it regardless eventhoughi’mstilltechnicallyboycottingtheship.
Love the mormor. Love it.
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adetectiveandhisblogger liked your photo: Just a quiet Valentine’s Day at home
they were so uncooperative during the line art you have no idea
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YOU’RE A WINCHESTER. NOT A LOSECHESTER.
– John Winchester probably said this at some point. (via kreetchur)
Now my headcanon.
(via nooowestayandgetcaught)
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adetectiveandhisblogger replied to your post: You win again, New Orleans
ALL THE STEBE’S TO CARRY YOU AROUND.
My anger continues to grow. Serious conversations are going down tomorrow morning.
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Anonymous asked: I think I will tell you who I am soon. But! I need figure out some super dramatic way to do it, you know? I have to make it exciting because it's kind of the first impression? In a way, I guess. So maybe I'll, like, write my username in the sky with one of those write-y with clouds airplanes (I have no idea how people write things in the sky tbh) and take a picture of it? Seems totally...
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You win again, New Orleans
Fucking New Orleans, man. It got us. It got us good. Not to get into any of the drama of the weekend, but my group came to the general consensus that it was best to just tap out. Which means we drove all the way back home a day early. Also, I might have broken my foot when a drunk person fell and landed on me. And if it’s not broken, it’s very badly sprained. Can’t walk so well.
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Sometimes I forget how normal you are for a fandom...
Best compliment ever.
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Fic: Smile
Fandom: Marvel movie-verse
Summary: Steve is sick. Bucky worries.
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Steve doesn’t show up to school that day. Really, Bucky doesn’t give it too much thought. It happens sometimes, and it’s a mean thought, but it makes playing ball during the break a lot easier without having to defend Steve’s small size and asthma.
When they’re dismissed for the day, Bucky is the first out the door,...
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Fic: They Actually Gave Us A Ship? (13/?)
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Summary: The USS Enterprise. Starfleet gave a flagship to a bunch of kids. Sequel to They Actually Recruited Us? Same ideas, but now everyone’s graduated and on the Enterprise.
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Jim was nothing short of a magnificent thrower of parties, but when he teamed up with Gaila, they became a force so powerful that there were no words to describe the aftermath. Chekov was...
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Fic: They Actually Gave Us A Ship? (12/?)
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Summary: The USS Enterprise. Starfleet gave a flagship to a bunch of kids. Sequel to They Actually Recruited Us? Same ideas, but now everyone’s graduated and on the Enterprise.
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Just because it was a simple away mission to collect data on indigenous life on the small planet didn’t mean that Bones wasn’t wary. In fact, he was more alert than usual. It was always on...
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Fic: They Actually Gave Us A Ship? (11/?)
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Summary: The USS Enterprise. Starfleet gave a flagship to a bunch of kids. Sequel to They Actually Recruited Us? Same ideas, but now everyone’s graduated and on the Enterprise.
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Bones thought it was a little juvenile that Jim wanted to go camping down on the planet they were currently in orbit around. “Look, Bones, it says right here that the forests of Centauri...
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Fic: They Actually Gave Us A Ship? (10/?)
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Summary: The USS Enterprise. Starfleet gave a flagship to a bunch of kids. Sequel to They Actually Recruited Us? Same ideas, but now everyone’s graduated and on the Enterprise.
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Cinco de Mayo was really just an excuse to break out the blenders and drink margaritas. And fuck if Nyota had ever said no to a margarita before. She and Gaila wasted no time in digging out...
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Fic: They Actually Gave Us A Ship? (9/?)
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Summary: The USS Enterprise. Starfleet gave a flagship to a bunch of kids. Sequel to They Actually Recruited Us? Same ideas, but now everyone’s graduated and on the Enterprise.
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Sometimes, being the captain of a starship was extremely hard work. Being the captain of a Federation flagship was even more so. Jim had known there were would be paperwork when he got...
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Fic: They Actually Gave Us A Ship? (8/?)
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Summary: The USS Enterprise. Starfleet gave a flagship to a bunch of kids. Sequel to They Actually Recruited Us? Same ideas, but now everyone’s graduated and on the Enterprise.
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Sometimes it weirded Scotty out just a little bit that Gaila used to have a thing with the captain. It wasn’t that he begrudged her having past relationships, because he’d certainly had...
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Fic: They Actually Gave Us A Ship? (7/?)
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Summary: The USS Enterprise. Starfleet gave a flagship to a bunch of kids. Sequel to They Actually Recruited Us? Same ideas, but now everyone’s graduated and on the Enterprise.
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Nobody liked diplomatic meetings. Even Spock seemed to find them boring, not that anyone could tell from the way he sat with rigid attention and focused eyes. To gage Spock’s emotions, one...
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Fic: They Actually Gave Us A Ship? (6/?)
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Summary: The USS Enterprise. Starfleet gave a flagship to a bunch of kids. Sequel to They Actually Recruited Us? Same ideas, but now everyone’s graduated and on the Enterprise.
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Gaila had taken an instant liking to Chief Engineer Scott. He was a brilliant man, and he had an adorable—albeit difficult to understand—accent. She enjoyed working with him. He was...
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Fic: They Actually Gave Us A Ship? (5/?)
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Summary: The USS Enterprise. Starfleet gave a flagship to a bunch of kids. Sequel to They Actually Recruited Us? Same ideas, but now everyone’s graduated and on the Enterprise.
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Bones wasn’t entirely sure how or why Jim came up with the idea to have a Mardi Gras celebration—other than the fact that Mardi Gras encompassed all that was debauchery and Jim loved...
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Fic: They Actually Gave Us A Ship? (4/?)
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Summary: The USS Enterprise. Starfleet gave a flagship to a bunch of kids. Sequel to They Actually Recruited Us? Same ideas, but now everyone’s graduated and on the Enterprise.
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The first time they discovered the effects of chocolate on a Vulcan was an educational experience. It was late into Gamma shift—nearly 0300—and Bones was asleep in his quarters. It had been...
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Fic: They Actually Gave Us A Ship? (3/?)
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Summary: The USS Enterprise. Starfleet gave a flagship to a bunch of kids. Sequel to They Actually Recruited Us? Same ideas, but now everyone’s graduated and on the Enterprise.
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The first opportunity they had for a shore leave wasn’t really a shore leave. In between specific missions, they were in orbit over the planet Hofner. Jim had given permission for...
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Fic: They Actually Gave Us A Ship? (2/?)
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Summary: The USS Enterprise. Starfleet gave a flagship to a bunch of kids. Sequel to They Actually Recruited Us? Same ideas, but now everyone’s graduated and on the Enterprise.
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Sulu was glad that he had been assigned the Enterprise. He was even more pleased that Jim Kirk had picked him for the new crew. Because really, where else was he going to find a captain...
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Fic: They Actually Gave Us A Ship? (1/?)
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Summary: The USS Enterprise. Starfleet gave a flagship to a bunch of kids. Sequel to They Actually Recruited Us? Same ideas, but now everyone’s graduated and on the Enterprise.
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Sometimes, Jim Kirk lay awake during the night cycle, staring up at the ceiling of his quarters and wondering just what in the hell the admiralty of Starfleet was smoking.
Even at...
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Character Analysis: Loki
Thor and Loki. Can I just go on forever about these two? I’ve got a lot of feelings, mostly for Loki. Loki is one of the most amazing, sympathetic villains I’ve ever seen, and I absolutely love the direction they took his character in the movie. Hiddles. God, you nailed it, son.
But let’s get into this. We start off the movie with Thor’s coronation. The deleted scenes I think really should have...
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wow. ok. sorry for the trek fic spam. I promise I won’t ever do this to y’all again. until later when I post the Enterprise sequel. but after that, never again.
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Fic: They Actually Recruited Us? (19/?)
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Summary: Starfleet Academy. They should probably reevaluate their recruitment techniques. Collection of short stories and drabbles based on the hilarity of TFLN and other movie/tv lines and the ridiculousness of college life.
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The simple question of “Would you like to meet Joanna?” was what found Jim on a shuttle to Georgia in the biting cold of mid-November. It...
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Fic: They Actually Recruited Us? (18/?)
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Summary: Starfleet Academy. They should probably reevaluate their recruitment techniques. Collection of short stories and drabbles based on the hilarity of TFLN and other movie/tv lines and the ridiculousness of college life.
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Jim dropped his tray down on his and Leonard’s usual table in the Academy cafeteria. Leonard was already there, the remnants of his lunch...
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Fic: They Actually Recruited Us? (17/?)
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Summary: Starfleet Academy. They should probably reevaluate their recruitment techniques. Collection of short stories and drabbles based on the hilarity of TFLN and other movie/tv lines and the ridiculousness of college life.
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Most of the nurses at the Academy clinic—along with Captain Pike and a few admirals—had a running bet as to when Leonard McCoy and Jim Kirk...
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Fic: They Actually Recruited Us? (16/?)
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Summary: Starfleet Academy. They should probably reevaluate their recruitment techniques. Collection of short stories and drabbles based on the hilarity of TFLN and other movie/tv lines and the ridiculousness of college life.
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It started with a simple message.
“Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the...
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Fic: They Actually Recruited Us? (15/?)
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Summary: Starfleet Academy. They should probably reevaluate their recruitment techniques. Collection of short stories and drabbles based on the hilarity of TFLN and other movie/tv lines and the ridiculousness of college life.
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It wasn’t often that Nyota could convince Spock to meet her for drinks with Gaila. Spock didn’t seem to know exactly how to handle the...
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Fic: They Actually Recruited Us? (14/?)
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Summary: Starfleet Academy. They should probably reevaluate their recruitment techniques. Collection of short stories and drabbles based on the hilarity of TFLN and other movie/tv lines and the ridiculousness of college life.
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Leonard sat half slumped in his seat. Thank God this was a big lecture hall class or else his massive hangover would be all the more...