You can't roller stake in a buffalo herd

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Reblogged 2 months ago from bigmaninasuitofarmor

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Sherlock, this opens up a whole new world for him,

southern-humidity:

oh my god i am dead.

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Reblogged 2 months ago from irresolutesongbird

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Sherlock, John Watson,

Untitled Sherlock Fic Pt. 1

adetectiveandhisblogger:

Title: Untitled. ~~If you can think of a title, feel free. I was thinking something like “Three Years Is A Long Time” but lawl, what even?~~
Fandom: Sherlock
Pairing: Johnlock
POV: 3rd Person Limited John POV for this chapter
Rating: Uhhhh PG? Pg-13? Who knows…
Warnings: I call myself a writer but who knows what that means. These are un-beta’d and while I did edit a bit, I make no claims of perfection. So enjoy! ~~Or hate with a fiery passion, Idk.~~

Oh god all the editing I did. HERE IT IS. FINALLY.

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Reblogged 3 months ago from bigmaninasuitofarmor

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cait fic, sherlock, babiesssss,

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Reblogged 3 months ago from apocalyptichero

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sherlock, Sherlock Holmes, Jim Moriarty, Ilu Jim,

Just a quiet Valentine’s Day at home

Posted 3 months ago

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Sherlock, Sebastian Moran, Jim Moriarty, mormor, my art,

seesawarsaw:

#I can just imagine #Sherlock’s been back for a while #it’s summer #they go to the pool #and Sherlock does this #and John’s just like #fuck you #and holds his head under the water

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Reblogged 3 months ago from capsexual

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Sherlock, you jackass, you're going to make John cry again,

NOT MY DIVISION Master Post

thecrazyfreakfangirling:

I love this thing so much that I decided to do a master post. xD

Original:

French:

Italian:

German:

Mexican:

Russian:

Ukrainian:

Catalan:

Polish:

Dutch:

Japanese:

Israeli:

Australian:

Canadian:

Romanian:

Danish:

Breton:

Finnish:

Brazilian:

Chinese:

Slovene:

These are the ones I found so far. If you find any more, please message me and I will add them to this post.

Btw, I made the Slovene one. The rest belong to other people.

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Reblogged 3 months ago from sashkash

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Sherlock, Lestrade, bbs ilu, not my division,

bbcsherlockftw:

ibeggedformercytwice:

televisionismypatronus:

mystolenthunder:

yourlandladynotyourmanservant:

myrealityisobscured:

sussexdowns:

murrehtrishoos:

sussexdowns:

murrehtrishoos:

theraggedyhipster:

SHERLOCK THESE ARE NOT THE WORST THINGS ABOUT LIVING WITH YOU

#we will never be short of body parts #i do not approve of using the kitchen for something as silly as food #my brother will probably kidnap you every so often #our flat will be searched for drugs occasionally #the rent will fluctuate depending on bullet holes explosion damage or acid corrosion #also you will never be allowed any other friends

#none of your property is sacred #personal space is a non-issue #all your money are belong to me #you are expected not to leave the house unless following after myself #starving is always a possibility #as is ingesting toxins by mistake #insults will be issued on a regular basis #oh and don’t mind that smell it’s just Mrs Hudson in the flat below — she does enjoy her soothers…

#you will have to cook and do the washing up and even my laundry #and apologize to everyone on my behalf because i’m a twat #the violin-playing will be dismal and out of tune and not actually have any semblance to music #also it will be played at random times like four in the morning #you might be taken hostage or hurt every so often #and oh #you will have to do the shopping of course #don’t forget the milk

#You’ll be expected to come when I call #A bit like a dog actually #But a dog that understands text messages…#Actually speaking of text messages: you’ll be expected to send my texts when I am too lazy to do so myself and this includes times when you are half way across London and have to run all the way back #Also you’ll have to ignore your doctor’s instincts because I don’t take shit from anyone and I’ll neglect food and load up on excessive amounts of nicotine patches and punch sleep in it’s metaphorical face if I want to because I can and there’s nothing you can do about it #My brother will stop by more regularly than pleasurable and probably victimize you with insults you won’t even understand until three days later #Which I may also do at times #You’ll be doing all of the house keeping because our landlady is in fact not a housekeeper and I can’t be bothered to do anything about that but make bigger messes so good luck with that #The bills and all manner of unpleasant business will be your responsibility #Including dealing with Anderson after I tell him off #And you’ll inevitably have to deal with the fact that people are going to assume that I not only dominate all of your time and effort in every day life but also you in the bedroom #They’re going to call you gay John #Very very gay

THEY ARE GOING TO CALL YOU GAY JOHN

VERY VERY GAY

^

This post just keeps getting better and better every time it appears on my dash.

ALWAYS REBLOG.

#I am going to ruin every relationship you are in #I’ll make you my friend #before I drug you and force you into a cage #I’ll then drag you half way across London #after you punch the chief superintendent #from that I’ll then just jump off a building #and leave you depressed for three years #You’ll be the grieving widow #The very very gay grieving widow

I will always reblog this, because every time it comes on my dash, there is a new tag that makes me about piss myself laughing.

Reblogged 3 months ago from alackoforder

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Sherlock, perfection,

jumpers-in-the-tardis:

sherlockholmesandimnotdead:

I doubt Sebastian will ever have 5 minutes to himself if Jim can help it.

My Jim and I text each other in character so often that they’re actually in my phone as “Boss” now. This is my life.

I wish I had a roleplaying buddy. :c

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Reblogged 3 months ago from irresolutesongbird

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Sherlock, Jim Moriarty, Sebastian Moran, MorMor,