Finally got my AO3

just spent the past couple of hours putting up some stories. I’ve got most of my marvel stuff and some teen wolf up there. more to come tomorrow or sunday to finish out everything I have written. check it out

FIC: Drinking Makes Friendships

Fandom: Marvel-movie verse

Summary: Steve isn’t sure if the fighting or the getting along is worse.

Bucky doesn’t get along with Tony. It’s troubling. Like, it really bothers Steve because he really wants his two best friends to get along. But they just don’t. And it doesn’t really surprise Steve. Bucky treats Tony almost exactly the same way he treated Howard back in the War, and Tony, unknowingly, responds in kind. It’s not hate. They don’t hate each other. Or at least, Steve knows Tony doesn’t hate Bucky. Bucky might be on the fence with Tony. Really, it’s more of a rivalry of sorts. They like to try to one up each other.

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Coworker 1:So that Avengers movie came out the other day. We missed it in the theaters. Would it be ok for my kid to watch?
Me:Sure. He'll be fine. And it's a great movie.
Coworker 1:Which superheros are in it?
Me:Captain America, Iron Man, the Hulk, Black Widow, Hawkeye, and Thor. Plus others, but that's the main team.
Coworker 1:Well, we'll try it out then.
Coworker 2:Did Captain America come out before the Avengers?
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:I'm putting in a request for you to be fired.
luseylottay:


So I watched Mulan…

“LOKI NO”

luseylottay:

So I watched Mulan…

“LOKI NO”

(Source: whitestuffknowslimits)

scrapbook23:

fandomsandwich:

michellicopter:

Ancient Runes & the Ravenclaw Common Room

CRYING AND PEEING.

OH GOD THIS IS HOW YOU MAKE ME LOVE CROSSOVERS! OMG 

MUGGLEFUCKER

Fic: Two Men, a Rage Monster, a God, Some Assassins, and a Baby (9/?)

Fandom: Marvel movie-verse (of the Tony and Steve adopting a baby Peter variety)

Summary: Just your average family of superheroes.

Notes: These have all been mostly about humor so far. Not so much this one. I’ll get back to it on the next update.

In the years since the accident, Bruce has gotten very good at controlling the Other Guy. At first, any little thing would set him off, but he worked hard, separated himself from society, and all but forced himself to keep a lid on the thing. It was so difficult. He does his best to present a calm exterior, but really, he’s angry a lot of the time about a lot of different things.

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Headcanon: Clint and Natasha have a playlist of really intense songs to pump them up before missions. They used to just listen to it at the base. Then they brought it onto the jets. By the time the Avengers start getting really comfortable with each other, they’ve taken to blasting the playlist when it’s their turn to do chores. There’s more head banging and fist pumping than you think would be involved in doing the dishes.
See World of Warcraft episode of South Park to make this really awesome.

Headcanon: Clint and Natasha have a playlist of really intense songs to pump them up before missions. They used to just listen to it at the base. Then they brought it onto the jets. By the time the Avengers start getting really comfortable with each other, they’ve taken to blasting the playlist when it’s their turn to do chores. There’s more head banging and fist pumping than you think would be involved in doing the dishes.

See World of Warcraft episode of South Park to make this really awesome.

Happy Freedom Day! May your food smell like justice and your drinks taste of liberty.
Also, I forgot to draw the actual cake. It was supposed to be entirely covered with candles. Because Steve is old. 

Happy Freedom Day! May your food smell like justice and your drinks taste of liberty.

Also, I forgot to draw the actual cake. It was supposed to be entirely covered with candles. Because Steve is old. 

Fic: It’s Not A Black Ops Team

Fandom: Marvel movie-verse

Summary: in which the team is totally stealth

Every once and a while, the team is sent on a recon mission. And really? Really? Iron Man, Thor and the Hulk are about the opposite of the definition of stealth. And Cap tries, but he’s also wearing a bright red, white, and blue uniform.

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Fic: Two Men, a Rage Monster, a God, Some Assassins, and a Baby (8/?)

Fandom: Marvel movie-verse (of the Tony and Steve adopting a baby Peter variety)

Summary: Just your average family of superheroes.

A day at the beach.

Part of the fun of the weather turning warm again is everyone packing up to head to Tony’s place in the Hamptons. There’s plenty of room, and the beach is beautiful. Peter is very excited when they tell him they’ll be spending a long weekend out there, and the boy insists that he go pack his own bag. Tony waves him off, and Steve yells after him to bring the bag down so he can check it.

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