| me: | oooh i forgot about ice cream sandwiches with graham crackers and coolwhip |
| me: | poboyyyysssss |
| me: | /link of a picture of a christmas tree made from wine bottles |
| me: | because that won't make you look like a drunk |
| me: | i need a panini press jesus christ what is wrong with me |
| me: | "going vegan is not about you and your preferences and your lifestyle. it's about animals. it's about what you owe to them." |
| me: | not that i'm going to tell someone they can't go vegan if they want to, but i also don't owe shit to animals. |
| me: | nature gave me canines for a reason |
| cain: | I like watching your stream of consciousness |
It’s all fun and games when you say a bunch of hilariously offensive things like “Jar Jar Binks was a cool character” or “Joffery deserves the Iron Throne” or “Dick Grayson has an awful butt” but when you say “Oklahoma is the best state in the union” to a Texas girl who went to UT, I’m sorry but FRIENDSHIP OVER.
| me: | *sends paragraph of fic to cain |
| me: | crying about sibling relationships |
| cain: | :| |
| cain: | you stop that |
| me: | *sends more information regarding sibling relationship |
| cain: | :| |
| cain: | i'm done with you today ma'am |
| me: | *sends even more information regarding sibling relationship |
| cain: | ...... |
| cain: | *chat status changes to "busy. you may be interrupting" |
| me: | did you just put on your busy status? |
| cain: | DONE WITH YOU |
my favorite part about working with the birds of prey at the museum I interned at was when the vet would come in and wrap them up in to burritos to weigh them and clip their talons
birdrritos
That eagle looks 1776% done.
1776%
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According to Atwell, her role as Agent Peggy Carter, Captain America’s love interest, is a lot more kick-ass this time around. ‘I’ve been working with some stunt coordinators – I get three separate fight scenes,’ she says. ‘The training has been really tough because not only are you learning the moves, you’re also learning the power of the punch so it doesn’t look like you have spaghetti arms. On my first day, they said: “It’s going really well but you don’t have to add your own sound effects…”’
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dinolaur replied to your post: I wanna play WoW but Im kinda just fed up with…
No adult things ever. Lets just build a blanket fort and eat fruit roll ups and big kid Capri suns and watch cartoons. Y/Y?
Y. A million times Y.
Because I am so not interested in going to work tomorrow. I just want to lie in bed surrounded by technology and write crappy fic in between reading chapters of the freaking 20 or how many books I bought the other day
This fic is spiralling out of control. goddammit Shlala. I’m going to do the male run and then I’ll work on it more.
