i’ll never actually post what this is from, but i liked this snippet enough to share. day after Valentine’s Day mass text between les amis and friends

[Courfeyrac]: CONGRATS ON THE SEX EVERYBODY

[Jehan]: You were there when I had my Valentine’s sex. You don’t need to congratulate me again

[Courfeyrac]: oh the again was well earned. maybe I could congratulate you again during lunch

[Feuilly]: you do remember that this is a mass text right

[Courfeyrac]: jealousy is an ugly color Feuilly. Just because Bahorel’s idea of a romantic date is getting a beer bottle broken over his head and quoting 80s rom coms at you

[Feuilly]: yet you’ll find me surprisingly ok with the fact that my boyfriend is six and a half feet of hard muscle with a face that makes chris hemsworth look average

[Éponine]: mmmm hemsworths

[Cosette]: I want to lick his face

[Combeferre]: Bahorel’s or Chris Hemsworth’s?

[Cosette]: yes

[Grantaire]: I hope you all remember that he’s on this text thing too and when dudebro wakes up from the sex coma that Feuilly undoubtedly put him in he’s going to be insufferable

[Feuilly]: thanks for the vote of confidence on my bedroom skills

[Courfeyrac]: good points have been made today about sexual prowess and lickable faces. Jehan my love what are our thoughts on foursomes?

[Joly]: you people all need jesus

[Enjolras]: or rehab

[Grantaire]: coming from someone with actual rehab experience I’m not sure there’s a facility on this earth that would take and be able to cure whatever disease it is that ails Courfeyrac

Grantaire spends the next ten minutes trying to decide how one would go about pronouncing the series of offended keymashes that Courfeyrac sends.

Fandom: Les Mis (modern au)

Summary: Bahorel gets a puppy. 

This all exists solely because of Bahorel’s last line. I apologize for everything.

Fandom: Les Mis

Summary: Les Amis, just your average band of college students looking to find their niche, change the world, and get drunk at the bars. And hopefully make it out of there with something more impressive than a 2.3 GPA.

AO3

been working on some drabbles for a les mis modern college au so here’s the kids that have been showing up the most

Fandom: Marvel-movie verse

Summary: Steve isn’t sure if the fighting or the getting along is worse.

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Bucky doesn’t get along with Tony. It’s troubling. Like, it really bothers Steve because he really wants his two best friends to get along. But they just don’t. And it doesn’t really surprise Steve. Bucky treats Tony almost exactly the same way he treated Howard back in the War, and Tony, unknowingly, responds in kind. It’s not hate. They don’t hate each other. Or at least, Steve knows Tony doesn’t hate Bucky. Bucky might be on the fence with Tony. Really, it’s more of a rivalry of sorts. They like to try to one up each other.

Fandom: Teen Wolf

Summary: Uncle Peter wasn’t always a bad guy.

Word Count: 3,123

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Today is Derek’s first Little League game. He’s five years old, and his hat is a little too big for him. But his glove is really well worn—it used to be his dad’s—and Uncle Peter has been helping him learn to catch better with it. Not that Derek normally needs help catching a ball, but the mitt is clunky and strange.

Fandom: Marvel movie-verse (of the Tony and Steve adopting a baby Peter variety)

Summary: Just your average family of superheroes.

Notes: These have all been mostly about humor so far. Not so much this one. I’ll get back to it on the next update.

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In the years since the accident, Bruce has gotten very good at controlling the Other Guy. At first, any little thing would set him off, but he worked hard, separated himself from society, and all but forced himself to keep a lid on the thing. It was so difficult. He does his best to present a calm exterior, but really, he’s angry a lot of the time about a lot of different things.

Fandom: Marvel movie-verse

Summary: in which the team is totally stealth

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Every once and a while, the team is sent on a recon mission. And really? Really? Iron Man, Thor and the Hulk are about the opposite of the definition of stealth. And Cap tries, but he’s also wearing a bright red, white, and blue uniform.

Fandom: Marvel movie-verse (of the Tony and Steve adopting a baby Peter variety)

Summary: Just your average family of superheroes.

A day at the beach.

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Part of the fun of the weather turning warm again is everyone packing up to head to Tony’s place in the Hamptons. There’s plenty of room, and the beach is beautiful. Peter is very excited when they tell him they’ll be spending a long weekend out there, and the boy insists that he go pack his own bag. Tony waves him off, and Steve yells after him to bring the bag down so he can check it.

Fandom: Marvel movie-verse

Summary: Everyone has a hangover cure that they swear by. Some are more ridiculous than others.

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The Super Bowl is a big deal, ok. It just is. It doesn’t matter that Steve and Bucky don’t understand the history behind it and that they can’t fathom that more people watch it than the World Series. The Super Bowl is an all-day event of drinking and pigging out and shouting at the TV.