Fandom: Marvel movie-verse (of the Tony and Steve adopting a baby Peter variety)
Summary: Just your average family of superheroes.
Notes: These have all been mostly about humor so far. Not so much this one. I’ll get back to it on the next update.
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In the years since the accident, Bruce has gotten very good at controlling the Other Guy. At first, any little thing would set him off, but he worked hard, separated himself from society, and all but forced himself to keep a lid on the thing. It was so difficult. He does his best to present a calm exterior, but really, he’s angry a lot of the time about a lot of different things.
Read moreFandom: Marvel movie-verse (of the Tony and Steve adopting a baby Peter variety)
Summary: Just your average family of superheroes.
A day at the beach.
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Part of the fun of the weather turning warm again is everyone packing up to head to Tony’s place in the Hamptons. There’s plenty of room, and the beach is beautiful. Peter is very excited when they tell him they’ll be spending a long weekend out there, and the boy insists that he go pack his own bag. Tony waves him off, and Steve yells after him to bring the bag down so he can check it.
Read moreFandom: Marvel movie-verse (of the Tony and Steve adopting a baby Peter variety)
Summary: Just your average family of superheroes.
It’s fun to have super secret spy assassins as your aunt and uncle.
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Clint’s being good with kids thing has kind of been part of the Avengers’ saving grace for a long time now. Every once and a while—usually after they’ve caused some really significant property damage defending the city—Fury throws them at some kind of charity or the like, and really, what warms people’s heart more than kids?
Puppies, probably. But kids work pretty well too.
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In which Peter and Tony attempt to prepare breakfast on Steve’s birthday…
“Alright then?! how does it taste?” Tony asked, imploring an answer from his son as he chewed away.
“Dad, this is terrible. Pop hates blueberries in his pancakes!” Peter cried, as he took another bite. “I however, love them.”
Steve could only laugh quietly to himself as he then heard an argument explode as to whether or not he likes blueberry flapjacks or not.
GIFS are not mine!
“Am I grounded?”
“Damn right you’re grounded.”
In which normal teens sneak out to go to parties, and Peter has never been normal.
Fandom: Marvel movie-verse (of the Tony and Steve adopting a baby Peter variety)
Summary: Just your average family of superheroes.
Really, given the mess that is their lives, they should have expected this.
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Trying to decide where to send Peter to kindergarten requires so much more discussion than it really should. Because Peter isn’t a regular child. He’s the adopted son of Iron Man and Captain America, and everybody knows it. Pepper does her best to keep pictures of the Stark-Rogers family out of the press, but there’s always a couple that get leaked out, and Tony and Steve do go on outings in the city with Peter. People see and know them.
Read moreFandom: Marvel movie-verse (of the Tony and Steve adopting a baby Peter variety)
Summary: Just your average family of superheroes.
And what is your favorite curse word?
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The thing about little kids cursing is that while you don’t want to encourage it, it’s also sort of hilarious. Or, it’s hilarious to everyone in the world except for Steve. He’s completely scandalized when Peter repeats some swear word he’s heard any one of the grownups in the tower mutter—or shriek or snarl, as the case may be. It doesn’t help that Tony’s usually proud of Peter for using the words in the proper context.
Read moreFandom: Marvel movie-verse (of the Tony and Steve adopting a baby Peter variety)
Summary: Just your average family of superheroes.
Geeze, Aunt Pepper, when are you going to get your life together?
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Peter loves when Pepper comes to visit. He absolutely can’t get enough of her—Tony’s pretty sure he’s got a crush on her, and if that’s true, then his son has excellent tastes—and when she has to leave, well, it’s a good thing she only flies on Tony’s private jet, or else the screaming ball of four year old clinging to her legs would make her miss her flight every time.
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Summary: Just your average family of superheroes.
“Reading” is fundamental.
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It doesn’t take them long to figure out that Peter’s a pretty smart kid. He’s not a prodigy, not like Tony was at his age, but he’s very bright and very curious. He likes to hang out in the labs and watch as Tony and Bruce do their less-volatile-than-usual experiments, and as he listens to their back and forths, he looks more interested than confused.
Steve figures somewhere down the line, this is all going to give him ulcers.
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